All Time Worst Goalscorers!

[Darv]

Hearing mention of Ricky's appauling goalscoring record got me thinking...how bad actually was his record?

When I looked back through the archive it turned out he has actually taken a staggering 84 games to score his first goal. This is how he compares to the other long serving defenders:

Ricky Scofield: 1 goal in 84 games
Paul Burton: 6 goals in 95 games
Jonny Morris: 6 goals in 54 games

and then it dawned on me...there is actually another man who is seemingly on amission to beat Ricky's magnificant record!

Si Pinkney: 0 goal in 41 games

Any chance of a goal Si?

[Pinks]

Actually, I think that you will find that my goal record for the poo-lice is 54 matches and 1 goal scored.... I remember that goal well, it was a miserable day on the 16th of December 2007 and we were playing away at Topcliffe, Unison's game had been called off, and therefore there was an unusually high attendance.

My goal came from a Jonny Coombs free kick from the left which was headed home by Simon Pinkney from 12 yards to give the keeper no chance (7/12).

I also believe that I have scored numerous goals (1) in friendly matches, one being so good that it was filmed and placed upon 'youtube'. Just type in Si pinkney goal and you will see the mighty police at there attacking best...

[beavatov]

Is that a bite?

[pinks]

Dont think so mate, just dont want anybody to get misled by incorrect facts...

[Darv]

My apologies simon, you have indeed scored a goal, i must have missed that season out. Sorry!

[beavatov]

Pleased to hear it Simon

[no1crazyfrog]

mr potato farmer scored sunday? please tell me this isnt true? he has 2 left feet, good job he has legs like usain bolt. £5 a bag of potatos..........comedy is he bagged them up. dafty

[Dr Spud]

POTATO! ;D